Catechism of the Playhouse

Through meditations of Slack, a mystic revelation came to me.
Divinely inspired no doubt, but schismatic none the less.

Dobbs is said to have fathered many children, this is so.
But of all Dobbs's children, one has prospered, fallen,
and now begins to rise again.

Was it not true that Hercules was one of many sons of Zeus?
Also not unlike Hercules, this son has undergone a journey.

This son of Dobbs also established his covenant with us,
established with rites of secrecy.

He was later publicly mocked, fell from grace
and was publicly crucified.

His followers were derided. They kept their beliefs
hidden from others. Yes, there is no room for doubt;


Pee-wee Herman is a Son of Dobbs.


Not just a son, "THE" Son.
The First Holy Spawn of Bob and Connie Dobbs.
Heresy, indeed.

Why then the last name Herman, you ask?
It was not unlike your famous Clark Kent.
Pee-wee was sent from above to do his Father's Work.

The name was changed to increase his chances of survival
from the Conspiracy. The First Son of Dobbs would be a
prime target, not unlike this Luke Skywalker.

Alas I must meditate further, in hopes of further prophecy.